Technically, folks, today is a holiday. At least, back when I attended secondary primary school I was told that President’s Day is special because today you vote for the President!
Wait, what? Of course it’s 2008. Today’s the big day! I mean, why else is there constant, 24-hour coverage of a non-existent story? What sort of global, unstoppable corporate juggernaut would do such a th--…ah.
Anyway, I’m a bit light on content at the moment thanks to some pitches in the air and my R2-Ben Kharakh sending me some interviews. I’ll return a bit later with hilarious anecdotes and soul-crushing, gin soaked depression.
Or else, I’ll just have an AIM conversation with The Editorialiste and run that.
Until next time.